Dear Winter Storm Khan

I thank you for finally bringing winter weather my way. May it be snow, ice, wind, or cold, I'll take it. What I won't take is being stuck on Ocracoke with only rain while you rage all around me. If I'm gonna get stuck here, you better make it worth it. Bring the snow here, or don't bring it at all. 

Bitterly Yours.

P.S. Don't you think it's ironic that you decided to visit when I'm out of town. I do.